Applejack works all day on the big tree house! The sorting system needs a lot of fixing, It’s high-altitude crafting for sure! Then, she goes home to find a huge beacon in her sink XD
Author Archives: Applejinx
Axe Crazy!
Applejack battles a skeleton armed only with sunlight! It’s LumberAppleJack day again! She also visits Octavia and Vinyl Scratch’s place (Shanawolf).
Log Flume Ride
Applejack’s hard at work on the sorting system for the tree fort! Complete with a three snowball salute at the finish :)
Mining Team
Applejack and Shanawolf dig on and on through the depths of the earth, and then dig up and up an incredible distance, to emerge on a mountaintop overlooking a wooded valley—the future site of the mountain-city, Versus! An epic journey of friendship and incredibly long tunnels :)
Shanawolf Speaks!
A first episode using TeamSpeak to have Shanawolf joining Applejack! They dig a mineshaft in the depths of the earth, to a special location that will be the true site of the City of Versus. A two-parter!
Brewin’ Fool
Applejack is helping her pony friends by making potion ingredients! That strange Time Turner pony has made a fancy potion makin’ machine. It’s tricky to work less’n you are from Gallifrey. She also works on improving her grain silo!
This is the last purely solo Trixieverse Builds: stay tuned for true multipony!
Grain Silo
Applejack finishes up the work on her Grain Silo! Not exactly a fancy apparatus, but it does work! Only trouble is, it’s as dangerous as farm machinery traditionally is! Only earth ponies allowed, or them as can fly!
Work Horse
Applejack looks at some of the amazing things Dr. Whooves is building in The End! Then she goes home to work on her new wheat farm idea for a while.
Seizin’ The Day
Applejack is determined to seize the day! She replaces the missing anvil at the blaze grinder with her own one, builds a chicken cooker (with manual pick-up to get XP from), begins a whole new grain system and ends up by filling in a lake with a bucket!
WearyJack
Applejack spends a long day! Exploring, chopping trees, doing errands making ice: poor thing gets quite wore out. As usual, it’s having stuff poorly organized that flusters her.
Debugging
Twilight Sparkle conquers ALL redstone! Or at least some of it! Twilight figures out what’s the matter with the dumb sorting system and gets it to work: surely a working example will be all that’s needed and the rest is simple repetition, right? :D
Shovel work!
Whoof! Bear with me, I am trying to get all of the Trixieverse Builds LP up onto this site. If I do it, there can be back/forth links and searchability and tags and stuff, PLUS comments that don’t involve Google Plus! I’m trying to make it so that new YT uploads automatically go here. It works some of the time.
I’ve got the Applejinx songs up, and I hope to get all the Trixieverse books up here as well (though I’ll need to fuss with the BBcode to do it). If I do that I can use the adult-class Project Wonderful ads on it :)
Apologies for some of the PW ads, I figure me being me it’d be pretty hypocritical to banish risque webcomic ads. Anyways, they’re throwing me a few cents here and there :)
If you use IntenseDebate, I can have you commenting with a poni avatar (if that’s what you use)!
Neverending Strife
By H8 Seed: Acapella by Marshmelon, band and more backing vocal by Applejinx!
Oh please, excuse me, I don’t mean to alarm
And certainly, I mean you no physical harm
I’m just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world
So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl
My mission is simple: Neverending Strife
I’ll worm into your heart and then I’ll cut like a knife
My intentions are clear, so just surrender your will
I’m a predator, and I’m going in for the kill
Don’t hate me cause I’m funny
Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful
You should hate me cause I’m better than you
I only want to party
I only want to play it cool
I’m beholden to seeing this through
I could trot around your little pony head
Spreading white lies and whispers
I’m gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends
Your rage is so hot, it blisters
I have your attention now, it’s futile to flee
Your Elements of Harmony are worthless to me
So please–you can’t beat me, just fire away
I’ll shrug it off and live to laugh another day
My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old
Millennia trapped in stone and desolate cold
Your princess couldn’t save you. You have no hope
You’re hanging yourself, I’m just providing the rope
Babs Seed
yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah!
Discord Welcome Home
I hope that you believe me, I saw something very strange
For they were watching ponies on the New York Stock Exchange
The people, they all joined their hands and they set up a chant
And Discord oozed right through the screen like horror from Japan
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had
I asked a man if we could have Celestia instead
He looked at me like I was kinda derped up in the head
He said, there’s something that you stupid bronies never see
To share’s a sin- if chaos wins, the money’s just for me
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had
Lead us, said the stockbrokers, we’re bringing on the pain
We don’t care where we’re going if you promise chocolate rain
I’ve got to say, you’ve made me proud, said Discord with a smile
You humans have a special gift for breaking things with style
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had
Well, Pinkie Pie reached through the screen when all the hope had fled
She gave him a big kiss and then she bopped him on the head
He gave a start, his eyes were hearts, popped back in the TV
His final words, ‘and you expected faithfulness from me?’
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had
Hi res download available at http://applejinx.bandcamp.com/
No Man’s Land- Applejinx
Written for Toastbeard pony sync listen, the prompt being: what if ponies were at war, in trenches? They call it No Man’s Land (but din’t say nothin’ about ponies, did they?)