Author Archives: Applejinx

Mining Team


Applejack and Shanawolf dig on and on through the depths of the earth, and then dig up and up an incredible distance, to emerge on a mountaintop overlooking a wooded valley—the future site of the mountain-city, Versus! An epic journey of friendship and incredibly long tunnels :)

Brewin’ Fool


Applejack is helping her pony friends by making potion ingredients! That strange Time Turner pony has made a fancy potion makin’ machine. It’s tricky to work less’n you are from Gallifrey. She also works on improving her grain silo!
This is the last purely solo Trixieverse Builds: stay tuned for true multipony!

Shovel work!

Whoof! Bear with me, I am trying to get all of the Trixieverse Builds LP up onto this site. If I do it, there can be back/forth links and searchability and tags and stuff, PLUS comments that don’t involve Google Plus! I’m trying to make it so that new YT uploads automatically go here. It works some of the time.

I’ve got the Applejinx songs up, and I hope to get all the Trixieverse books up here as well (though I’ll need to fuss with the BBcode to do it). If I do that I can use the adult-class Project Wonderful ads on it :)

Apologies for some of the PW ads, I figure me being me it’d be pretty hypocritical to banish risque webcomic ads. Anyways, they’re throwing me a few cents here and there :)

If you use IntenseDebate, I can have you commenting with a poni avatar (if that’s what you use)!

Neverending Strife


By H8 Seed: Acapella by Marshmelon, band and more backing vocal by Applejinx!

Oh please, excuse me, I don’t mean to alarm
And certainly, I mean you no physical harm
I’m just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world
So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl

My mission is simple: Neverending Strife
I’ll worm into your heart and then I’ll cut like a knife
My intentions are clear, so just surrender your will
I’m a predator, and I’m going in for the kill

Don’t hate me cause I’m funny
Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful
You should hate me cause I’m better than you

I only want to party
I only want to play it cool
I’m beholden to seeing this through

I could trot around your little pony head
Spreading white lies and whispers
I’m gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends
Your rage is so hot, it blisters

I have your attention now, it’s futile to flee
Your Elements of Harmony are worthless to me
So please–you can’t beat me, just fire away
I’ll shrug it off and live to laugh another day

My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old
Millennia trapped in stone and desolate cold
Your princess couldn’t save you. You have no hope
You’re hanging yourself, I’m just providing the rope

Discord Welcome Home


I hope that you believe me, I saw something very strange
For they were watching ponies on the New York Stock Exchange
The people, they all joined their hands and they set up a chant
And Discord oozed right through the screen like horror from Japan
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had

I asked a man if we could have Celestia instead
He looked at me like I was kinda derped up in the head
He said, there’s something that you stupid bronies never see
To share’s a sin- if chaos wins, the money’s just for me
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had

Lead us, said the stockbrokers, we’re bringing on the pain
We don’t care where we’re going if you promise chocolate rain
I’ve got to say, you’ve made me proud, said Discord with a smile
You humans have a special gift for breaking things with style
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had

Well, Pinkie Pie reached through the screen when all the hope had fled
She gave him a big kiss and then she bopped him on the head
He gave a start, his eyes were hearts, popped back in the TV
His final words, ‘and you expected faithfulness from me?’
And they sang
Discord, Welcome Home- we’re all so glad you’re here
Discord, Welcome Home- we’ve longed for this for years
We’re here to do your bidding, so don’t you dare be sad
Let’s get this party started, ’cause there’s chaos to be had

Hi res download available at http://applejinx.bandcamp.com/